This is a good one: "Be careful how you are talking to yourself because you are listening"
Are you kidding me? First off, what am I saying to myself that I need to be careful with? If I am talking to myself then I won't be offended because I know myself quite well.
But who's really having some sort of deep conversation with themselves in the first place to the point of needing a warning?
Sorry Lisa M. Hayes, that's just goofy.
